1. moonager:

    One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

  2. american-mouth-flightless-bird:

    "ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

  3. snatchedweaves:

    queen-bitchass:

    espressobean:

    Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

    DID HE SURVIVE

  4. hiddles-reactions:

    Me after every decision I make.

  5. unexotic:

    unexotic:

    is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

    update: i was having an asthma attack

  6. tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

    tranarchistbitch:

    Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

  7. damnthatswhack:

"Dick benefits from prompt stroke care"

    damnthatswhack:

    "Dick benefits from prompt stroke care"

  8. ambrister:

    its-tuesday-again:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

    I AM DEAD

About me

19, the one and only Classical Languages major at UNL

"Cantate vitae canticum
sine dolore actae.
Dicite eis quos amabam
me numquam obliturum"

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