1. clelusional:

    when you meet a girl who literally reminds you of trail mix:

    image

  2. wildeaboutoscar:

    imaginedragons:

    what real mens activists look like (see more here)

    Just so you know, I love all of you.

  3. Okay. Three, two, one… go!

  4. wettestelk:

    A trilogy

  5. opisthocoelicaudia:

opisthocoelicaudia:

do i do it????


i did it

    opisthocoelicaudia:

    opisthocoelicaudia:

    do i do it????

    i did it

  6. lifetechniques:

My transition time line.

    lifetechniques:

    My transition time line.

  7. Tell us about your favorite middle school experience

    bombing:

    the day my biology teacher proved i was adopted in front of the entire class

  8. thebicker:

thebluelip-blondie:

schools in Ferguson area will remain close until next week and many students are falling behind

The strength of the Ferguson community in the face of the war zone the police have created is truly a thing of beauty.

    thebicker:

    thebluelip-blondie:

    schools in Ferguson area will remain close until next week and many students are falling behind

    The strength of the Ferguson community in the face of the war zone the police have created is truly a thing of beauty.

  9. werewolfau:

    At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.

    remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record

  10. "A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
    some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
  11. flyfella:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke

    flyfella:

    evolutionofafitgeek:

    liveasbravemen:

    I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

    This just motivated the fuck out of me.

    And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke

About me

19, the one and only Classical Languages major at UNL

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