1. suctioning:


    does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme


  2. fowler08:


"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this



    "nobody fucking helps me in this house"

    I’m laughing so hard at this

  3. baelor:

    they drew this grown woman’s foot smaller than the palm of that guy’s hand…………..

  4. storms-for-lungs:


    Why are college age atheists always so extra like why are you yelling THERE IS NO GOD in the cafeteria like eat a sandwich

    all of my fellow atheist friends like damn calm down y’all

  5. theeverydaygoth:



    Congratulations on your new cat

    This is the second time I have heard about a cat just taking over a house. I long for the day that I too will be cat-chosen.

    why not me

  6. stephaniedanielle:

    Never gets old

  7. you-and-me-divine:

    If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

  8. otherpeoplesheartacheptiii:

    bastille? oh i love them. the way they just *clenches fist* DROP NEW MUSIC ON THEIR FANS WITH NO WARNING WOW WHAT A BAND

  9. "

    “Do what you love” disguises the fact that being able to choose a career primarily for personal reward is a privilege, a sign of socioeconomic class. Even if a self-employed graphic designer had parents who could pay for art school and co-sign a lease for a slick Brooklyn apartment, she can bestow DWYL as career advice upon those covetous of her success.

    If we believe that working as a Silicon Valley entrepreneur or a museum publicist or a think-tank acolyte is essential to being true to ourselves, what do we believe about the inner lives and hopes of those who clean hotel rooms and stock shelves at big-box stores? The answer is: nothing.


    Do what you love, love what you do: An omnipresent mantra that’s bad for work and workers. 

    other quotes from the article i really like:

    "According to this way of thinking, labor is not something one does for compensation but is an act of love. If profit doesn’t happen to follow, presumably it is because the worker’s passion and determination were insufficient. Its real achievement is making workers believe their labor serves the self and not the marketplace."

    "Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life! Before succumbing to the intoxicating warmth of that promise, it’s critical to ask, “Who, exactly, benefits from making work feel like nonwork?” “Why should workers feel as if they aren’t working when they are?” In masking the very exploitative mechanisms of labor that it fuels, DWYL is, in fact, the most perfect ideological tool of capitalism. If we acknowledged all of our work as work, we could set appropriate limits for it, demanding fair compensation and humane schedules that allow for family and leisure time."

    (via mercy-misrule)

  10. adorableboxaudrie:

someone hOLD MY HAND please


    someone hOLD MY HAND please

    • antagonist: [practices threatening and smug monologue before first face-to-face meeting or final showdown with the protagonist]
    • antagonist: i'm going to kick your world and rule the ass
    • antagonist: oh god damn it
  11. nightingale64:


About me

19, the one and only Classical Languages major at UNL

"Cantate vitae canticum
sine dolore actae.
Dicite eis quos amabam
me numquam obliturum"